Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

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Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork

What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me

Unload Jokes More Unload Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.