Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

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Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

Unload Jokes More Unload Jokes

Whats the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

You cant unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork!

What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.