Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

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Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick?

Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me

Unload Jokes More Unload Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?

You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.