Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

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Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

Unload Jokes More Unload Jokes

Whats the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

You cant unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork!

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?