Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

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Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

Unload Jokes More Unload Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.