How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Who's there ! Adore ! Adore who ?

Adore stands between us open up !

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

What do you do with old cannon balls ?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles !

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why should I hire you?

Because I have pictures of you with a goat "

Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible