How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)