How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !

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What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

What does Diana stand for?

Dead In A Nasty Accident.

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How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

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How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

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Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!