Stand it on four bricks !
Some nights, I don't know.
A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.
Elephino.
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
Because he thought it wood look better!
A brick to the back of his head should do it.
They can't croco-dial the phones.
Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a double-cross.
