How does Al Gore spell potato?

A: T-A-T-E-R.

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Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What Does Potato Do?

Potato dribbles one defender. Potato dribbles another defender. Potato is one on one with the goalkeeper. What does Potato do? Potato Chips

How much do the potatoes cost?

How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"

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Which of the Three R's does this subreddit like to do the most?

Reuse.

What's a pirate's favorite computer language?

Aye, you'd think it was R, but tis the C

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Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?

She had never learned to spell properly.

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

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What's Al Gore's dancer name?

Algorithm.

How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

A: He's the stiff one.