What does autocorrect and women have in common?

They both jump to concussion

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow

What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

Autocorrect Jokes More Autocorrect Jokes

What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

inventor of Autocorrect

What does autocorrect and women have in common?

They both jump to concussion