What does autocorrect and women have in common?

They both jump to concussion

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What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head?

There she blows!!!

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What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

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Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

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What does autocorrect and women have in common?

They both jump to concussion

What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

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