What does autocorrect and women have in common?

They both jump to concussion

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What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women?

A little bizar

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

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How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

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What does autocorrect and women have in common?

They both jump to concussion

What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

inventor of Autocorrect