Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

S Jokes More S Jokes

What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

Seeder

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

Where did little Lisa go after she got hit by a truck?

Everywhere.

How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

Bowling Ball Jokes More Bowling Ball Jokes

What's the difference between Madonna and a bowling ball ?

You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a French girl?

You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork