Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run

When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

Attire.

Whats worst than a super long joke?

A short one with no punchline

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?

One more.

Why are bad jokes like dead babies?

Usually, something went wrong with the delivery.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

Why did Kevin's Ice cream fall down?

Because he was hit by a truck

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Bowling Ball Jokes More Bowling Ball Jokes

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork