Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met?

nothing, hes a fan.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

How many dead babies does it take to confuse a blond woman?

to get to the other side....

Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer?

Drink, Pray, Truck

Bowling Ball Jokes More Bowling Ball Jokes

How do you pick up a feminist?

Like a bowling ball.

What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me