Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

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Ones in a cup

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One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

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When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default

How do you make tear-free soap?

Don't use child labor.

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Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?

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You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.

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How many dead babies can fit inside a Bio-dumpster?

16

How do you paint a wall with dead babies?

It depends how hard you throw them.

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What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.

Why did the boy drop his icecream?

He was hit by a truck.

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What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

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How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.