Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between... deer nuts and beer nuts?

Beer nuts are over a dollar deer nuts are under a buck. (old but good)

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What brand toothbrush do Mexicans use?

Oral-

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

getting the wheelchair in the oven.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

Whats the difference....?

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What do you call a dragqueen in a truck?

A Transporter

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

Bowling Ball Jokes More Bowling Ball Jokes

How do you pick up a feminist?

Like a bowling ball.

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.