How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

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Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.

What kind of CB Radio do seagulls use?

Squawky-talkies!

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Why does Gru speak with an accent?

Because he's Arminion.

What language do birds speak ?

Pigeon English !

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What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz ?

It saves so much time.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*

What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Deaf

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What's your zodiac sign?

Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real.

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs