How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

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How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

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What did Ted Cruz's wife get after being elbowed by him?

A Ted Bruz

What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

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What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What's the diagnosis doctor?

What is your zodiac sign ' 'Cancer.' 'What a coincidence!'

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs