What did Ted Cruz's wife get after being elbowed by him?

A Ted Bruz

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Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz ?

It saves so much time.

Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

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Why did I go with the cheap arms?

Narrator: "Elbows"

How?

He had elbow-a