What did Ted Cruz's wife get after being elbowed by him?

A Ted Bruz

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What do Ted Cruz and an impotent Japanese man have in common?

Neither can achieve an election

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

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Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What is the most Spanish body part?

Elbow.