What did Ted Cruz's wife get after being elbowed by him?

A Ted Bruz

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How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

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Why did I go with the cheap arms?

Narrator: "Elbows"

Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.