What did Ted Cruz's wife get after being elbowed by him?

A Ted Bruz

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What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz ?

It saves so much time.

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What is the most Spanish body part?

Elbow.

Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.