What did Ted Cruz's wife get after being elbowed by him?

A Ted Bruz

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How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

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What is the most Spanish body part?

Elbow.

What did Ted Cruz's wife get after being elbowed by him?

A Ted Bruz