Elbow Jokes

What is the most Spanish body part?

Elbow.

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What did Ted Cruz's wife get after being elbowed by him?

A Ted Bruz

How?

He had elbow-a

Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

Why did I go with the cheap arms?

Narrator: "Elbows"

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

How do you feel now?

Me: With my elbows

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The meth head still has teeth.

What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

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How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you?

She gives you the eye.

Why do Asians squint with their eyes?

Because bombs are bright.

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

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Why do Spanish tests take so long?

Because of all the ese questions.

What do you call a little spanish girl that searches for Redditors?

Fedora the explorer.

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When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

Funny Bone Jokes More Funny Bone Jokes

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Why is it called a funny bone?

Because its humerus!

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What kind of dog is a person's best friend?

A palmatian!

Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

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What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!