What do Ted Cruz and an impotent Japanese man have in common?

Neither can achieve an election

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What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

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What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

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How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

What do Ted Cruz and an impotent Japanese man have in common?

Neither can achieve an election

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What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.

Why did the Senator get on Viagara?

He wanted to achieve erection reform.