What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

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What happened when Jesus 'screwed' around?

He got *nailed*.

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

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Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

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What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink "

What do you have on?

The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."

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Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.