What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

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What happens when a linguist gets sick?

Plosive diarrhea

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

Why is the LSU football team like my car?

They both used to have Les (less) Miles!

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Why do men like blonde jokes?

A: Because they can understand them.

Why didn't the life guard save the hippy?

Beacuse he was to "far out man".

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Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.