What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

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What do you do if your video card driver keeps crashing?

Take away it's drivers license.

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

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What do you call a dinosaur having brunch?

Tea-Rex

How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.

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What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What do you call a dinosaur with a super high automobile insurance premium?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks