What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

What kind of car does a rich baker drive?

A Rolls-Royce.

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What object crashes the most?

A kaleidoscope!

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

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What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

Which dinosaur was the hardest to find?

the Steganosaurus! And do you know why ...because it was encryptid!

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What do you call a dinosaur with a super high automobile insurance premium?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks