What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

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How is Islam like a GPS?

You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.

Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

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What do you call a dinosaur with a super high automobile insurance premium?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What dinosaur was in the most pain?

the tyranno-sorest rex

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

What do you call a dinosaur with a super high automobile insurance premium?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks