What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

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What do you call five black cars that all crash into each other?

A three car pile-up.

Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise

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Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman?

RAWR!

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks