What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

What's the difference between Batman's parents and jokes about Batman's parents?

Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the black man get for his 18th birthday?

Your car.

What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

Exhaust Jokes More Exhaust Jokes

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted