What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

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What's the difference between a black guy and snow tires?

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A Chrysler

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You will get tired.

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Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.