What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

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What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

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What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.

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Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

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What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.