What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

What's the difference between young girls and photographs?

After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why planes are faster than car and buses?

Because they are almost never **tired**.

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

Exhaust Jokes More Exhaust Jokes

What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

What do you do when you're racist and all the immigrants exhaust you?

You kip.