What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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How about now?

Officer -Sir, get out of the car.

How do make a car top?

Tep on the brake 'tupid.

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Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

Chrysler Jokes More Chrysler Jokes

What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

What do Caitlyn Jenner and my Chrysler have in common?

They're both convertables.