A Chrysler
An autobiography.
me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous
A taxi driver.
Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body
