What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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What do you call a car with a broken exhaust?

Emission impossible

What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

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What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

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How does Jesus like his hotwings?

Tinder and Mild.

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

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What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

What would Chrysler's version of the Ford Focus be called?

Chrysler Concentrate