What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car?

He wax off.

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Why is Sammy Hagar such a bad golfer?

He can't drive 55.

How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

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What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

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What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler