What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

What's a ghost's favorite type of car?

A Booghati

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What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

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What do Caitlyn Jenner and my Chrysler have in common?

They're both convertables.

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler