How does a football player make phone calls?

On a touch-down phone.

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Which football player gets the most wedgies?

The tight ends.

What did the football say to the football player?

A: I get a kick out of you.

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What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!