How does a football player make phone calls?

On a touch-down phone.

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Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

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What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!