How does a football player make phone calls?

On a touch-down phone.

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Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!

Which football player gets the most wedgies?

The tight ends.

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How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.

What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern