Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

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Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

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Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

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Why is it funny when someone fractures their upper arm?

Because it os humerus.

Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

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What is the difference between a football player and a new pimp?

The football player

Which football player gets the most wedgies?

The tight ends.