Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call an archer who got his arms cut off?

Deranged.

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

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Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

Humerus Jokes More Humerus Jokes

Why is it funny when someone fractures their upper arm?

Because it os humerus.

Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

Football Player Jokes More Football Player Jokes

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?