Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

Humerus Jokes More Humerus Jokes

Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

Football Player Jokes More Football Player Jokes

Why did the football player go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.