Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

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What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Trash Jokes More Trash Jokes

What's the difference between New Jersey girls and trash?

Trash gets picked up.

What's the difference between a homeless man and a trash can?

One of them gets taken in every once in a while.

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What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

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Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

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What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?

Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?

Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

Litterbug Jokes More Litterbug Jokes

Why was the insect kicked out of the wildlife preserve?

A: It was a litterbug.

Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.