Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

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Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

Trash Jokes More Trash Jokes

What's worse than seven dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in seven trash cans. What's your dead baby joke

What's the difference between New Jersey girls and trash?

Trash gets picked up.

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

What bug has to watch it's sugar intake?

A dia-beetle

What did the Pink Panther say as he stepped on a bug?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant, Dead AaaaaaaaaaAAAaaannt

Gobble Jokes More Gobble Jokes

Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

Why do turkeys always gobble?

Why do turkeys always gobble? They havent been taught good table manners!

Second Caribou Jokes More Second Caribou Jokes

What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind?

Second Caribou: A maybee.

What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?

Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

Litterbug Jokes More Litterbug Jokes

Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

Why was the insect kicked out of the wildlife preserve?

A: It was a litterbug.