Second Caribou: The litterbug.
Because sixty-seconds=minute.
The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.
So that the Puerto Ricans can window-shop.
One dead baby in seven trash cans. What's your dead baby joke
Dead Ant, Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant, Dead AaaaaaaaaaAAAaaannt
GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go
Second Caribou: Micky Moth!
A: It was a litterbug.