How do you end a relationship fight?

You break it up.

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How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

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Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger?

Because now his watch has ended.

How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.