How do you end a relationship fight?

You break it up.

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Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

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What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.