How do you end a relationship fight?

You break it up.

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Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

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What happens to superficial people when they die?

They end up in a shallow grave.

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.