How do you end a relationship fight?

You break it up.

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Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

Why did the radiologist break up with the gold digger?

Because he saw right through her.

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How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?

Beacause a little water ends both of them !