Why are there so many old people in Church?

They're cramming for the final.

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What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

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What do old people smell like?

Depends

What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.

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How was Jackie Gleason put into his casket?

Crammed in.

Why are there so many old people in Church?

They're cramming for the final.