Why are there so many old people in Church?

They're cramming for the final.

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Why do chickens go to church?

To get to the other side

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

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Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

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How was Jackie Gleason put into his casket?

Crammed in.

Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"