Why are there so many old people in Church?

They're cramming for the final.

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Why did that guy shoot up the church in South Carolina?

He thought it was the white thing to do.

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

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Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

How do old people go to the bathroom?

Depends.

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How do you study for a prostate exam?

By cramming.

How was Jackie Gleason put into his casket?

Crammed in.