Why are there so many old people in Church?

They're cramming for the final.

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Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

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What do old people smell like?

Depends

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

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Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

How was Jackie Gleason put into his casket?

Crammed in.