Why are there so many old people in Church?

They're cramming for the final.

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What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

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Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

Why don't old people like tennis?

There's too much racket

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How do you study for a prostate exam?

By cramming.

Why are there so many old people in Church?

They're cramming for the final.