What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

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What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

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What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

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Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?

Prankenstein!