What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

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What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

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What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?"

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What do you call a monster with two wooden heads?

Edward Woodward.

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.