What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

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How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

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Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.