What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

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What does a math mermaid wear?

An algeabra....

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?"

What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

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How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.