What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

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What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

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What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "

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How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.