Brute Jokes

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?"

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What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "

What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

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Na 'ma ste

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Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

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What color is the sun?

ampnbsp Yellow.

What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

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What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?"

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

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What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

What do post-impressionist painters sing when painting a Frozen landscape?

Let it Gogh!

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Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ?

On squid row !

What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

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What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.

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Why do black people wear flares?

because their knee grows

What do Islamic McDonalds employees wear?

A cheeseburka