Brute Jokes

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?"

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What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "

What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

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What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?"

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What do you call a chihuahua with a rainbow colored fur?

Chihuehue

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?"

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

How does one robber ask another how they're doing?

How are you holding up?"