Music Lesson Jokes

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?"

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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

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Flat Jokes More Flat Jokes

Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

Brute Jokes More Brute Jokes

What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?"

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

Why did Levi Strauss suffer from chronic diarrhea?

It runs in his jeans.

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

When did Caesar reign ?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.