Music Lesson Jokes

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?"

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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

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Brute Jokes More Brute Jokes

What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on?

The barber ran

Flat Jokes More Flat Jokes

Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call a shark with no friends?

A lone shark

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

Barb Wire Fence Jokes More Barb Wire Fence Jokes

What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

Why didn't the bike go to the car show?

Because he was two tired.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!