Music Lesson Jokes

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?"

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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

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Flat Jokes More Flat Jokes

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How do you get a touchdown at Penn State?

Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.

How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

Where's my money?

a loan shark "Where are my friends - alone shark

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

What did Caesar say when was in agreement?

I came. I saw. I concurred.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Brute Jokes More Brute Jokes

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "

What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.