Flat Jokes

Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.

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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

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Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!"

Why do frogs have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

Flat Foot Jokes More Flat Foot Jokes

Why do elephants have flat feet?

from jumpin' outta palm trees, duh

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Flame Jokes More Flame Jokes

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

What Happened to the Man who Threw a Flaming Bag of Poo?

He got turd degree burns.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

B Jokes More B Jokes

What is puberty?

B- Do you bleed BD - ... B - You Will

Why is Alabama the smartest state?

Because it has four A's and one B.

Voldemort Jokes More Voldemort Jokes

What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

What do you call a bad riddle?

Voldemort

Shaft Jokes More Shaft Jokes

How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.