Flat Jokes

Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.

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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when a pizzaman does an AMA on Reddit?

OP delivers.

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

Where do cats write down notes?

A: Scratch Paper!

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway?

Sub humans.

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for?

best before...

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Who's there ! Bark ! Bark who ?

Bark you car on the drive !

Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise