A flat.
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Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.
the tiny little buns
You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".
To stop getting wet !
Give them to elephants to use as marbles !
He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.
Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:
he threw out the W's
Because he cleaned out the vault.
Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.
A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )
They link to Ancestry.com
The other whale didn't humpback.
Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)
Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.
It became entally handicapped
We'd all be cubans. I'm sorry