A flat.
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Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.
They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.
A cow dropped out of a helicopter.
By saying Alderaan things.
Because she was Klaustrophobic!
You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".
A pedometer
They both shafted minors in the 1980's.
Nail: Did you work the shaft
They don't.
She had mittens !
I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.
When the big hand touched the little hand
So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.
To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.
Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".
Stamp