Flat Jokes

Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.

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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

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Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why an Aunt?

I can understand why an Uncle would be in there.

Why don't kleptomaniacs understand puns?

They always take things literally.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

Jared Jokes More Jared Jokes

Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

Flat Minor Jokes More Flat Minor Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

Tounge Jokes More Tounge Jokes

How did the hipster burn his tounge?

He bit into his flat bread before it was cool!

Why did the hipster burn his tounge on his coffee?

Cus he drank it before it was cool...

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?

An elephant's shadow !

Breast Jokes More Breast Jokes

Why is a woman like a KFC?

After your done with the thighs and breasts all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesn't?

A: Her navel.

B Jokes More B Jokes

What's the coolest answer to a multi-choice question?

B)

Why are A's like flowers?

Because B's go after them!