What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

Why does Santa have a garden?

So he can hoe-hoe-hoe!

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Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

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What do me and Subway have in common?

12 inches

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

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Why did Subway take Jared so seriously?

It was obvious he was kidding.

What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.

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What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

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What's worse than finding a sack of spider eggs in your room?

Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety