They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack
Elf and safety
A Holly Davidson!
He doesn't like to be left hanging.
Between me and you, "something smells".
Sub humans.
You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".
Oh wait, there is.
Megan slaw
Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
Because he rarely shaved the balls.
He wanted to have some stage presents.