What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A: A dependent Claus.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What is a zombie's favorite restaurant?

Subway: East flesh!

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

Jared Jokes More Jared Jokes

What did Jared say when the girl asked him for a footlong?

That he only has a 6 inch.

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

Jared Subway Jokes More Jared Subway Jokes

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

Sack Jokes More Sack Jokes

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

What happened to the blind surgeon?

He got the sack.