What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

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What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

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Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

Why did Subway take Jared so seriously?

It was obvious he was kidding.

What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

Jared Jokes More Jared Jokes

Why did the 16 year old girl get pregnant?

She went to Jared.

Why did the fianc say "Yes!" and why did the little boy say "No!"?

He went to Jared.

Jared Subway Jokes More Jared Subway Jokes

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

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Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.