Because everyone always left them hanging!
She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD
Leave a plunger in the toilet!
Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.
Your granny
Their kids would be too lazy to steal.
Yellow labs. And the black ones -Black labs. So the brown ones are- -No we named those after dog poison.
Because they always klingon!