Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!

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Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

Why did the hipster otter leave his hometown river?

It was too mainstream :)

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What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

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What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

Why do blacks keep on getting stronger?

TVs are getting heavier.

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Why are aliens bad at high-fives?

Because they always klingon!

Why are black people afraid of high fives?

They don't want to be left hanging