Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

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Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

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Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

Why not man?

I really am a FunGi."

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Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

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How do you end a party in a redneck trailer park?

Flush the punch bowl

What do you call a party organized by a bunch of midgets?

A little get together

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What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water ...

Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.