Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

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What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

What did one eyebrow say to the other eyebrow when leaving?

Eyebro. I will see myself out.

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Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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Where do mushrooms go to university?

The mycollege.

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

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What do you call a party with 100 midgets?

A little get together.

What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"

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Which presidential candidate is the most likely to cause cancer?

Ben Carsonogen

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane