Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.

How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

Why is the mushroom so popular?

Because he's such a fungi.

Lend Jokes More Lend Jokes

Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?

They consider a million years ago to be Recent.

What did the pope give up for lent?

His job.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!