Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

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What do you call a hapoy frog?

Hoppy

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him

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What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

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Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

Who's there ! Celeste ! Celeste who ?

Celeste time I lend you money !

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Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.