Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

Lend Jokes More Lend Jokes

What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?

A Buffa-Loan!

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!