Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

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What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

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Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no .

What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

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Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.