Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

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What is a joke that so stupid that is actually funny?

There was a thread months ago but i lost it...

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High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

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Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

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Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

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Both of them smoke the leafs

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Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.