Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

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What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

What is the best way to get called a ,"genius?

by losing a billion dollars in business.

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Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

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What runs, but never sprints?

Inherited obesity

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

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Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

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They we're tied!

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Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

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Both of them smoke the leafs

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What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.