What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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What do you call a raft full of black people?

Smoke on the water. ... My most sincere apologies.

What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

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Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common?

They are both green and get smoked in bowls!

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How do you call Canadian people?

Unarmed Americans.

Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

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What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel