What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?

They were both driving their cars at the time !

What are you guys yelling about?

them: YOU'RE DRIVING

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Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"

How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

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What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.