What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do you call a quadriplegic Canadian?

A Can't-adian!

Why Americans are so bad in geography?

They are taking the geography lessons from their Canadian neighbors in the south.

Montreal Jokes More Montreal Jokes

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs