Montreal Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

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How to avoid clickbait?

clearly, you wouldn't know...

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

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Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

What car do rich black people drive?

A Countach

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

What's more illegal than marijuana?

My Mexican neighbor

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What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common?

They are both green and get smoked in bowls!

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

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What do you call a camera mounted on a ISIS-truck?

a daeshcam

What's ISIS favourite meal?

Turkey! Its the bomb!