Montreal Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

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Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What do graphic designers smoke up to get high?

Adobe.

How awesome were the 50s?

None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.

Marijuana Jokes More Marijuana Jokes

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

Poutine Jokes More Poutine Jokes

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

How much poutine was left after the hockey game?

Nunavet

Isis Fighter Jokes More Isis Fighter Jokes

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

Leafs Jokes More Leafs Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do you call gungan served raw?

Tartare Binks...

What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?

Universal cereal bus