Montreal Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

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Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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Why do christians avoid trigonometry ?

because there is alot of sin going on.

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

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What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

moo-dicinal

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What happens if you smoke weed in a musilm country?

Simple, you get stoned twice

What did the old chimney say to the younger chimney?

You're too young to smoke!

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What's the easiest way to get a virus into ISIS computer systems?

By sending them executables.

What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned?

A bunch of sissies.

Leafs Jokes More Leafs Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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Whats best joke aboot canada?

I'm canadian and i was just wondering

Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.