Montreal Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

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What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project?

Yellow Cake

Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

Isis Fighter Jokes More Isis Fighter Jokes

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Leafs Jokes More Leafs Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

How to avoid falling trap to clickbaiting?

Sorry, you can't!

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

Marijuana Addict Jokes More Marijuana Addict Jokes

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

What's frozen water and dangerous?

ISIS

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

What are you guys yelling about?

them: YOU'RE DRIVING

Marijuana Jokes More Marijuana Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

What does a pencil have in common with marijuana?

If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.