Montreal Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

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What is a Canadian's favorite nirvana song?

All Apologies

Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"

Poutine Jokes More Poutine Jokes

What do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler?

A poutine.

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

Marijuana Jokes More Marijuana Jokes

What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

moo-dicinal

What do you call a guy with two marijuanas?

Double jointed.

Leafs Jokes More Leafs Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

Marijuana Addict Jokes More Marijuana Addict Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

What do graphic designers smoke up to get high?

Adobe.