Isis Fighter Jokes

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

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Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

What do you call a guy that can't make a joke?

A dead one.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What do you call an ISIS member who loves himself?

A nISISist

What will be on the Denny's Menu when ISIS takes over?

The Grand I-slam

Instant Coffee Jokes More Instant Coffee Jokes

Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press

Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

Allahu Jokes More Allahu Jokes

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How does a man cut his hair on the moon?

Eclipse it

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What is the only difference between this year and last year?

A building in Dubai.

Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

Aloha Jokes More Aloha Jokes

What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?

Bike carbonate of soda !