Isis Fighter Jokes

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

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Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

What do you call a dream about soda?

a fanta sea

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?

Universal cereal bus

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

Why did the King's Justice join Run DMC?

Cuz he be Ilyn.

Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

What is an AI's favorite food?

RAM crackers

What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do narcoleptic people drink in bars?

BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ

What do frogs drink ?

Hot croako !

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

Which do you choose?

WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.

How do you spell "candy" with only 2 letters?

and

Irs Jokes More Irs Jokes

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

What do you call an asian who hates black people?

A member of the Kru Krux Kran