Isis Fighter Jokes

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

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Aloha Jokes More Aloha Jokes

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

What's your first name?

Avoids

Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

Hawaiian Jokes More Hawaiian Jokes

What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet?

Aloha Snackbar

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Ba-dum-tss

Irs Jokes More Irs Jokes

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.