Isis Fighter Jokes

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

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What do Arabs and the Japanese have in common ?

They both like bombs

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

Instant Coffee Jokes More Instant Coffee Jokes

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

What instant coffee and Sasha Grey have in common?

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Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius?

ISIS

Poutine Jokes More Poutine Jokes

How much poutine was left after the hockey game?

Nunavet

What do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler?

A poutine.

Audit Jokes More Audit Jokes

Which administrative ghost is responsible for auditing all of the incoming/outgoing hauntings?

The boo-keeper.

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

Why doesn't Ronald Reagan drink orange juice?

Because he's dead.

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.

How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.