What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?

Bike carbonate of soda !

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a uni cycle?

Attire

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

Chemical Jokes More Chemical Jokes

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

What are the chemicals in a midget's body that make them happy?

En-dwarf-ins