What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?

Bike carbonate of soda !

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Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?

PETA

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Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

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What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle?

Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.

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What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?

Bike carbonate of soda !

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid