What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?

Bike carbonate of soda !

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Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

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What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?

Bike carbonate of soda !

What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

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Why can't bicycles stand on their own?

They are two tired

What did the poor ghetto dweller get for Christmas?

Your bicycle.

Chemical Jokes More Chemical Jokes

What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

What are the chemicals in a midget's body that make them happy?

En-dwarf-ins