What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?

Bike carbonate of soda !

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ?

A croaksman !

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

How does Tom Brady like his soda?

Flat.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)

Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?

Because it's two-tired

Chemical Jokes More Chemical Jokes

What are the chemicals in a midget's body that make them happy?

En-dwarf-ins

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid