What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?

Bike carbonate of soda !

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Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

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Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

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What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?

Bike carbonate of soda !