Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

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How did the astrologer cross the road?

In his Taurus!

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

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What do you get when you cross a Star Wars ship with math?

A Pi fighter

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

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What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

Who cares?

It's probably just full of camels, anyway."