Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

An Easter basket case!

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!"

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What did the idiot do after seeing a joke that wasn't very funny?

Downvote it.

What's your favorite medical joke?

I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!

T Jokes More T Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

Dot Jokes More Dot Jokes

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

Lazy Eye Jokes More Lazy Eye Jokes

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

Why should you never date someone with a lazy-eye...?

Because you never know if they're seeing someone on the side.