Why should you never date someone with a lazy-eye...?

Because you never know if they're seeing someone on the side.

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Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried

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What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"

What's on your mind?

it's like dating someone with low self-esteem.

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Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.