What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?

Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?

Tired.

What did the woman say when she was diagnosed with cerebal palsy?

Nothing, she was too disabled to speak

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Why must judges learn to spell well?

A: They must follow the letter of the law.

Why is the letter N the most powerful letter?

Because it is in the middle of TNT.

Bernadette Jokes More Bernadette Jokes

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!