What do you call a woman who throws let...

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)

Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why don't black pitchers throw three strikeout in a row?

Because they don't believe in the KKK

What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

What do phone books and women have in common?

They both couldn't vote before 1920

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

payday vs prayday.

There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.

Bernadette Jokes More Bernadette Jokes

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!