What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.

Why does the speech impaired baker say he got fired?

He took one too many whisks.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

What is the most prudent thing to do when someone is having an epileptic seizure in a hot tub?

Throw in your laundry.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What is the difference between a human dad and a moth dad?

Two letters.

What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

envelope

Bernadette Jokes More Bernadette Jokes

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.