What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

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What do you call a dwarf that was on fire?

A lil smokey

How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

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Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

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What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

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Why is the letter "O" everywhere?

Because it's a round U.

What's the difference between Botox and Borax?

Two letters.

Bernadette Jokes More Bernadette Jokes

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

Who's there ! Bernadette ! Bernadette who ?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving !