What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

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I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

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Why did the worker at the M&ampM factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

How do Chinese people name their babies?

A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

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What do you call a woman with an opinion?

Wrong.

How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

How many redditors does it take to send a letter?

Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.

Bernadette Jokes More Bernadette Jokes

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!