What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

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Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite I'll show myself out.

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

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What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

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How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.

Why was the woman with no children so good at konami games?

She takes contraceptives.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?

Heir mail

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.

Bernadette Jokes More Bernadette Jokes

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette