What did the woman say when she was diagnosed with cerebal palsy?

Nothing, she was too disabled to speak

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Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

How do you keep a group of women from talking?

Ask the oldest one to speak first.

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What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

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What was the stressed out toddler diagnosed with?

Diapertension

What did the woman say when she was diagnosed with cerebal palsy?

Nothing, she was too disabled to speak