What did the woman say when she was diagnosed with cerebal palsy?

Nothing, she was too disabled to speak

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When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

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What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

Why are hangovers better than women?

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What did the woman say when she was diagnosed with cerebal palsy?

Nothing, she was too disabled to speak

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"