What did the woman say when she was diagnosed with cerebal palsy?

Nothing, she was too disabled to speak

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Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

Diagnose Jokes More Diagnose Jokes

What kind of cancer was Jar Jar diagnosed with?

Meesathelioma.

What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.