What did the woman say when she was diagnosed with cerebal palsy?

Nothing, she was too disabled to speak

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What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

Why do politicians take laxatives?

So they can speak more fluently

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What do women call men under 6 inches?

Friends.

How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.

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What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

What did the woman say when she was diagnosed with cerebal palsy?

Nothing, she was too disabled to speak