Why should optometrists never tell jokes?

Because they're too cornea.

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How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood?

The Blacks get car insurance.

Why don't they tell jokes in base 8?

Because seven ten eleven!

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What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

What's the tallest building in the world?

A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)

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How does an optometrist make love?

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Why should optometrists never tell jokes?

Because they're too cornea.