Why should optometrists never tell jokes?

Because they're too cornea.

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What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

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How does an optometrist make love?

Better like this ... or better like this

Why should optometrists never tell jokes?

Because they're too cornea.