Why should optometrists never tell jokes?

Because they're too cornea.

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What did Ash tell his Pokemon?

Pokemon Go!

What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

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Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

What do you call a joke that is not funny?

An unfunny joke

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When's the best time to see an optometrist?

When you can't.

Why do optometrists enjoy nautical jokes?

They have a good sense of aqueous humor.