What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.

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What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

What is the fastest speed a woman can go ?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

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What do you call a joke that gets posted over and over again on reddit?

Al-redi-reddi-tt.

What would be the best color to make a joke about?

I was thinking black, but I'm not sure it would work?

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What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

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When does a fisherman offend you the most?

When he's completely out of line

What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)

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What did the moderate muslim say to the radical muslim?

Hello friend!

What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.