What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.

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Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

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Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

What do you call it when Muslim men play naked twister?

Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay

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Where did Mary go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Where did Sally go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

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What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.

What did the moderate muslim say to the radical muslim?

Hello friend!

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Why did the H blow itself up?

Because the Jihad.

What did the Arab say to his goat?

Jihad Me at hello