What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.

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What happened to the muslim critic?

He blew everything out of proportion!

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

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What do you call a Muslim who always makes mistakes?

Errorist

How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

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Where did Sally go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Where did Susie go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

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What did the moderate muslim say to the radical muslim?

Hello friend!

What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.

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Whats the difference between a feminist and a jihad?

one actually fights for change

What did the Jihad name his concession stand?

Allahu Snackbar!"