What did the Jihad name his concession stand?

Allahu Snackbar!"

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Where does a Muslim go for a quick bite?

Allahu Snackbar!

What is ISIS's favorite candy bar?

Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.

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Why did the H blow itself up?

Because the Jihad.

What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.