Where does a Muslim go for a quick bite?

Allahu Snackbar!

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Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

What did the Jihad name his concession stand?

Allahu Snackbar!"