Where does a Muslim go for a quick bite?

Allahu Snackbar!

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What does a Muslim cowboy shout on his horse?

Jee hawd!!!!!!!!!!

Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

What is ISIS's favorite candy bar?

Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.