Allahu Snackbar Jokes

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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What did the Jihad name his concession stand?

Allahu Snackbar!"

Where does a Muslim go for a quick bite?

Allahu Snackbar!

What is ISIS's favorite candy bar?

Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.

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What will be on the Denny's Menu when ISIS takes over?

The Grand I-slam

What do you do when ISIS attacks?

Make a mad Daesh to a shelter

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Why did the H blow itself up?

Because the Jihad.

What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.

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What did the photocopier say about its favorite purchased song?

That's my pay-per jam.

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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Who's there ! Candy ! Candy who ?

Candy cow jump over the moon !

How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

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What does a Muslim pirate say?

Allahu Ackbarrrrr!

What do you call a Muslim pilot?

An Airrab.

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What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/

What do you call a dream about soda?

a fanta sea

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What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar