Allahu Snackbar Jokes

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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What did the Jihad name his concession stand?

Allahu Snackbar!"

Where does a Muslim go for a quick bite?

Allahu Snackbar!

What is ISIS's favorite candy bar?

Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.

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Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

A: Stem sell research.

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What do you call an ISIS member who loves himself?

A nISISist

What will the ISIS be called when we eventually destroy them?

WASWAS.

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What flavor do termites like best?

Chair-y

What is ISIS's favorite candy bar?

Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.

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What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

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Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.

Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

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What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

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Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar