Allahu Snackbar Jokes

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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What did the Jihad name his concession stand?

Allahu Snackbar!"

Where does a Muslim go for a quick bite?

Allahu Snackbar!

What is ISIS's favorite candy bar?

Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.

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What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

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What did the Arab say to his goat?

Jihad Me at hello

What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

What did the photocopier say about its favorite purchased song?

That's my pay-per jam.

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Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

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What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

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Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad?

The meal would fallout of flavor.

What flavor do termites like best?

Chair-y

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Which cable provider offers ISIS 24/7 support?

Daesh Network

What will ISIS be called once it is destroyed?

WasWas

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Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

What do you call a drunk muslim woman?

Stoned.