Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

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Purchase Jokes More Purchase Jokes

What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

A: Stem sell research.

What did the photocopier say about its favorite purchased song?

That's my pay-per jam.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

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What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.