Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

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What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

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How can you tell when a Serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear?

By the dandruff on her shoes.

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

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Why wasn't the vampire working?

He was on his coffin break.

Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.