Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

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What did the photocopier say about its favorite purchased song?

That's my pay-per jam.

What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill"

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Why do black people wear flares?

because their knee grows

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

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How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer the dark.