By the dandruff on her shoes.
Daughter: You told me to change the baby.
A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.
Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers
You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.
He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.
He looks at your shoes instead of his
A Snowglobe!
They found her head and shoulders in the glove box
So they can get a better grip of the broom. :)
Fruit of the tomb
Novak.
