What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

sneakers( iknow its old but its nice)

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Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks

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What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

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What kind of dance does your mother do?

The MOMbo.

What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

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What sort of shoes to ninjas wear?

Sneakers.

Why were the sneakers so sad?

Because they had ten issues.