What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

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Why are Eskimos always alone?

Because they like being ice-olated

Why do so many white people do meth?

Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*

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What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

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Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

What did the customer say to the overworked seamstress?

Wow, you seamstressed out. (I'm so sorry)

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Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.