What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

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Which of the Three R's does this subreddit like to do the most?

Reuse.

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I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

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Clogs.

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This is unacceptable.

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What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.