What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

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Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

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Why cant Gingers make shoes?

They wouldn't have a sole.

What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."

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What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.