What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

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What did the scientist say at the bar?

I'd like some H20 please.

Why do some people like to date pessimists?

All that salt must make them thirsty.

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What kind of shoes does a thief wear?

Sneakers

What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear?

Cashews.

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Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.

What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

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What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.