What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

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Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

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Why did the customer slap the cashier?

Because he was checking her out.

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

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What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.