Why do some people like to date pessimists?

All that salt must make them thirsty.

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How are people from Kentucky like flour?

They're inbred.

What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

tattoo master

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Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics?

Because they never have any sandwiches.

How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

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Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!