Why do some people like to date pessimists?

All that salt must make them thirsty.

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How do you know if something is art?

People tell you."

Whats the month people get most drunk in?

Febrewery

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

Why don't paperclips move around a lot?

They like being stationery.

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When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!