Why do some people like to date pessimists?

All that salt must make them thirsty.

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Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

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Why are Eskimos always alone?

Because they like being ice-olated

Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light?

It's sterile and he likes the taste.

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What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.