Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

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What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."

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Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

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How do we call a skinhead with an Afro?

The only black KKK member.

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

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How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.