Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

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Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

Lacist Jokes More Lacist Jokes

What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

Skinhead Jokes More Skinhead Jokes

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

How do we call a skinhead with an Afro?

The only black KKK member.

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.