Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

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How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

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Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

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How do we call a skinhead with an Afro?

The only black KKK member.

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

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What was Helen Keller's favorite color?

Velcro.

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.