Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?

Because his boots were at the menders !

Lacist Jokes More Lacist Jokes

What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

Skinhead Jokes More Skinhead Jokes

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

How do we call a skinhead with an Afro?

The only black KKK member.

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How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.