Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?

Because his boots were at the menders !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."