Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?

Because his boots were at the menders !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

What do you call a dog that is a magician?

A Labara Cadabarador

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An investigator.

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.