Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?

Because his boots were at the menders !

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What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

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Who wears a toga and a face mask?

The Roman Umpire.

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

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Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?

Because his boots were at the menders !

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.